Proof Of Global Warming

We wear lesser and lesser.

[Thanks, Mel]

 

Bird Flew

The first reported case in Asia was by a Korean poultry farmer. One fine morning, he discovered that one of his chickens was missing, and innocently uttered, “Bird flew.” Den, dey thot da name wasn’t k3wL enuff, and ‘bird flu’ was born. Since then, birds started flying everywhere else, with the latest flights being sighted in France, Nigeria and Iraq, as reported by u-know-WHO.

Apart from birds, flying pigs have been sighted, though in much lesser numbers. Flying humans have been sighted too, but in very, very rare cases. But then, who wants to fly anwyay? Though it has not been specifically proved, some human flights have been linked to sightings of bird flight. Experts have advised to cook them and their eggs properly to render them flightless.

The term has been effectively used by PETA (Professional Extreme Tacticians in Air) to further their cause. They iterate that among the varied hazards of flying is that u can fly into an unassuming bird and drop dead any time. For quite sometime now, they have been distributing t-shirts that read –

Bird flu
Will u?

in the front and a picture of a dead chicken in the back.

One way to prevent flying of birds, apart from separating them from the flying flock and clipping their wings, is to employ bird flu waxing vaccine. It is supposed to make them inactive and unmoving. Apparently, chickens thus rendered, especially broilers, are extremely sensitive to fright and shock. Last heard, a marriage ceremony had left 99 chickens in a poultry farm dead the next morning. Consequent investigations showed that it had nothing to do with the fact that it was a Punjabi marriage. The case was finally dropped when it was discovered that the only survivor in the calamity was a dumb chick. And it was not a blonde even!

“Technology is to be blamed. It’s made us lazy; all we do is sit, eat and sleep. After sometimes, we won’t even be able to attend Punjabi marriages.” – a socialite.

“Birds fly, they don’t flew.” – George Bush

poor bush

This is what Google says about George Bush

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What the web thinks of me

From Googlism This is hillarious

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Cyber Apocalypse

Early on the morning of Friday (3rd) ,before even the alarm could ring,Archie called me, I was in a great dream where I was on a date with Salma Hayek, the wee hours call disturbed my long 8 hrs sleep, She was very xcited ,I know what she is gonna tell me , It was about the Virus code named Kyaex or some thing like that,she’s been telling me about this since a quite few dayz . Yup I was correct , She told me that again , but a bit more , asked me not turn on the system whole the day or at least not to get online this day. Whattttttttt a whole day with out internet , I can face hell , but not a day like this. I quickly grumbled “OK” , I didn’t wanted to hear any thing more disgusting. But ,when I was surfing the TV I could see more disgusting , thing the so called affected, almost a 80,000 pc’s in INDIA , Man … tht’s a pretty big no for a country like INDIA. I could feel the chill in my spin .

I was wondering what would happen after a decade , when all the gizmos are connected , I mean the TV, Computer, Music Sys, Radio, Mobile Phone and all which one need to survive , and a deadly virus affected every thing with a single stroke, Ah……………….. I will waked up at 2′0 clock in the morning as my calendar will be a prey for the virus, I will be not given access even to get in to loo(Arggg… that could be the worst feeling one could ever have) as all the doors in the house are connected to central locking system which inturn connected to the home server, I can’t have my break fast as b’coz all the bread has been baked at 500 degree centigrade, be coz of the bad command from the cooking module of my home server. I should be talking a public transport to get in to my office as my car is stuck in the garage, Mind You I have been to work with out bath, and at work there’s gonna be a mess, the coffee vending serves me cappuccino instead of chocolate , all the mails say Hey u got a mess. oh man that’s gonna be a CYBER APOCALYPSE.